Bootie Blaster
 

A noobie here asked a survival question and got several good responses and some whacky stuff with TP etc. etc,

I offer the Bootie Blaster as an alternative to TP
It's a 3 gal. pressurized garden sprayer.
Fill with water a dash of baby shampoo and you're good to go for blasting those Klingons off Uranus.
Would you believe this thread was deleted from a homesteading website?

Anyhooo it works and will save you 75% or more in TP
Keep Bootie Blaster close to the bathrooms heat source... it's a comfort thing.
Good luck

Re: Bootie Blaster
 

Gotta luv the Booty Blaster.

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Re: Bootie Blaster
 

Originally named the bidet by the French. But you've taken it portable and given it a snappier name. :wink:

http://www.mybidets.com/bidet-history.html


I don't remember the site, but some guy was making/selling these funky "Y" shaped forks to plug into a load leveler hitch on the back of a vehicle, that had toilet seats mounted to the top side of the fork. A 5 gallon pail under the fork, and you're in business. :wink:

The whole thread's gone to shit. :sarc: